Lyrics

— DIY to die for
Angry cunt / Up her own arse / Lazy fucken bitch / What a pig / Can’t get enough / She’s a glutton for everything / Hey sister looks like sins to me / Push me pull you saint or slut / Ecstatical godly smut / Oh God I finally found you / Tell me what I have to do? / Take nails, hammer hit ’em in / DIY to die for / Bang! Bang! Left hand / Bang! Bang! Both feet / God he loves me now I hurt / Tell me God what do I do with the right hand, that’s left? / Chuck the hammer away / Chuck it! / One massive backhand whack / Whack it! / God he loves me now I hurt / God he loves me watch me spurt / Now I’m glory holier than thou.


— Silicon uncanny valley doll
Silicon uncanny valley doll / Saw my head on another body / Didn’t fit exactly right but everybody liked it / Did I say yes? No / I dunno, does a selfie count? / Silicon uncanny valley doll / Saw my body stepping out with another head / Didn’t move exactly right but everybody followed it / Did I say yes? No / I dunno, does a belfie count? / Silicon uncanny valley doll / Saw my head giving head even though I wasn’t there / And then everybody trolled it / Did I say yes? No / I dunno, does sexting count? / Silicon uncanny valley doll / Saw my head spouting shit I never even said / My mouth was blurred / But every word / They swallowed it.


— Godsperm
Cover your hair / Cover your face / Cover your ladybody / Lord told me / Allah told me / Yahweh told me / It’s not my fault / Torah told me. - Nora? No, Torah / Bible told me. - Nigel? Who’s Nigel? / Koran told me. - Karen? No, Koran / My religion is not a cult / I got God’s permission to shoot / Godsperm / My religion is not a cult / God’s permission to shoot / Godsperm in my hair / Godsperm in my eyes / Godsperm on my thighs / Godsperm everywhere / And the world is one big soggy biscuit / Now you eat it / No! You eat it, no! / You eat it / My religion is not a cult / I got God’s permission to shoot / Too muchism, too much jism.


— Beluga
This is not a Luger / This is not a Browning / This is not an AK47 / This is not a Smith & Wesson / Beluga. Go pro! Go bro! / This is not an UZI / This is not a Kalashnikov / This is not an english lesson dolphin human love-in / Beluga. Go pro! Go bro! / We mean business / Our warm-blooded friends for cold-blooded ends.


— Balt man in a boat
Kitzler / Csikló / Botoncito / Häpykieli / Tickled happy / Trigger happy / We don’t speak the same language but we get the native tongue / Klitta / Pepita / Bald man in a boat / Pepinillo / Almenda / Perla / Choo choo ley / Dagdegan / Clito / Doesn’t matter if we don’t speak the same language, cos we got the native tongue.


— Bonobo warplay
Time goes faster on a mountain / Slower on the floor / Clocks go slower on the floor / Bonobo warplay beats human foreplay / Time goes faster on a mountain / But who’s counting when you got walls to build boats to sink, animals to extinct / I don’t really care, do u? / I got my Christian values and I got my Christian Louboutin / I can see the water rising / I’ll get me some higher heels and skip the Venice Biennales / Time goes faster on a mountain / Slower on the ground / And look what I found / Bonobo warplay will always beat human foreplay.


— Imax
You bet I can bet on what you want / I can bet on what you’re gonna do / Make a buck or two / I can bet on what you’re gonna buy / I can bet on what you wanna try / I can bet on who’s gonna friend you / Make a buck or two / What you want you bet / I can bet on what you want / Before you know it / You want it, you bet / I can make a buck or two / Just enough / That’s just the same / As the shithole GDP / Of some shithole country / I really got an eye for what you’re gonna buy / I see you choose / I see you looking / There’s no dazzle make up / For big data, mega data, surplus data / I staked it. I got an eye / Big data sold me / Surplus data told me / I staked it / No-one’s gonna scold me / And who cares cos I got an imax for my yacht / It really hits the spot.


— Baby foreskin facial baby
I looked in the mirror and said to myself: What you need is a baby foreskin facial baby / That’s right / Zero waste goes with the thigh gap / That’s beautiful, forever, even after glacial meltdown / Polar bear arse catastrophe / Dopamine OD ratrophy / I’m gonna hit a button / Boogle it / Binstagram it / Bam jammit / Bacefook it / Like it / Hit a button / Bamazon buy it / Bitter tweet it / No duende here / Hit a button / Tiktok cringe binge it / Not a neo luddite / But when I hit a button is that so erudite? / Just a little pleasure centre let me hit it when I want / Click click / Pleasure centre / Hit hit hit / Don’t be mean with the dopamine / Hit hit / Pleasure centre / Hit a button / It’s so far away on a cloud / Not nine / Not mine / Hit a button / Pleasure centre / Click click / Spotified my dna / My dna is spotified / I gave it to them / Paid them to tell me / Click click / Who is my clique / Who was my crowd in 1492? / Identified / Monetised / Spotified / Compromised / Click / Pleasure centre / Hit.


— Special liederhosen
I was gonna tie you up / But you were tied down / Ready steady: sex meniscus / Didn’t even get to tea and vanilla biscuits / I wanna see you posin in the special liederhosen / That I can push you round in / Pick you up and push you down in / You were hard on like a freight train / Red alert / Now you worry like a fret brain in / Red alert / That’s not so entertaining / I was gonna tie you up / But you were tied down / Ready steady: sex meniscus / Didn’t even get to tea and vanilla biscuits / Still wanna see you posin in the special liederhosen / That I can push you round in / Pick you up and push you down in.


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